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Gallery: Movie pickup lines – the good, the bad and the funny

 

Here are some winner and stinker pickup lines and flirtations from the movies. Note: This website assumes no liability for the consequences for anyone who actually tests these come-ons in real-life situations.

 
February 22, 2013
 
 
 
<b>"Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen." -- George Clooney to Catherine Zeta-Jones, Intolerable Cruelty, 2003.<b>
 

"Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen." -- George Clooney to Catherine Zeta-Jones, Intolerable Cruelty, 2003.

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<b>"Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen, but he didn't say anything about the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen." -- George Clooney to Catherine Zeta-Jones, Intolerable Cruelty, 2003.<b>
<b>"You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man." Kathleen Turner (Matty) to William Hurt (Ned) in "Body Heat" (1981)<b>
<b>"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super." - Ryan Reynolds, "Van Wilder"<b>
<b>"I don't bite, you know . . . unless it's called for." Audrey Hepburn (Reggie) to Cary Grant (Peter) in "Charade" (1963).<b>
<b>"You might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debator." - Mike Myers as Austin Powers in Goldmember.<b>
<b>"You know how they say we only use 10 per cent of our brains, I think we only use 10 per cent of our hearts." - Owen Wilson, "The Wedding Crashers."<b>
<b>"Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night." -- Oliver Martinez to Dianne Lane, Unfaithful, 2002.<b>
<b>"I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend." &#8211; Will Smith in "Hitch."<b>
<b>"Take me to bed or lose me forever." -- Meg Ryan in Top Gun.<b>
<b>"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?" - Russell Crowe, "A Beautiful Mind."<b>
<b>"You had me at hello". Ren&#233;e Zellweger to Tom Cruise in &#8220;Jerry Maguire&#8221;<b>
<b>"I want all of you. Forever. Every day." - Ryan Gosling to Rachel McAdams, The Notebook.<b>
<b>&#8220;You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.&#8221; Lauren Bacall ("Slim") to Humphrey Bogart (Harry) in "To Have and To Have Not" (1944)<b>
<b>"Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?" Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa) to Humphrey Bogart (Rick) in "Casablanca" (1942)<b>
<b>"You give me premature ventricular contractions . . . You make my heart skip a beat." Natalie Portman (Emma) to Ashton Kutcher (Adam) in "No Strings Attached" (2011)<b>
<b>"I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair." Bette Davis (Madge) in "The Cabin in the Cotton" (1932).<b>
<b>"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal." - Will Ferrell, "Anchorman."<b>
<b>"Marry me, and I'll never look at another horse." - Groucho Marx, "A Day at the Races"<b>
<b>"I really wish that you'd come home with me. You're so cute and I'm really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too." Nicholas Cage to Valeria Golino, Leaving Las Vegas, 1995<b>
<b>"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"<br> "Why?"<br> "Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing." - Vince Vaughn, "Couples Retreat."<b>
 
 
 
 
 
 
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